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Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round 

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.
Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

Tutsi-ed all up and down 

To be hacked to death with a machete. Bonus points if you die in central Africa.
800,000 brothas and sistas got Tutsi-ed all up and down in 1994.

Up and Down 

Up and Down reffers to cocaine (Up) and heroin. (Down)
"Yo let me get 5 up and 10 down."

Buyer- "Hey papi, do you got both up and down?"
Dealer- "Yes!"
Buyer- "Awesome! Let me get 7 up, 10 down."
Dealer- "That's 170 papi."
Up and Down by uhhuhman February 12, 2021

up and down clown 

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown
He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.
up and down clown by woodpile January 25, 2010

H up and down on p 

H up and down on p
H - hand
P- penis
In essence a handjob

up and down 

to check someone out, i.e. by looking them up and down
"Did you see that guy checking you out?"
"Yeah, he totally gave me the up and down!"
up and down by Renners July 8, 2006