one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
by Danarky May 14, 2003
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When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.
by Valkyrion May 12, 2019
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