doush bag
some doush bag, a dentist whos name I really don't care about.it's a gay name, too gay for anyone to know but still he is really stupid.
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Douch Bag
Douch Bag by Baldassare Cossa May 2, 2009
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douch bag
A stupid asshole concerned with stupid shit, hense douch bag. Someone who is so concerned with themselves, so much so, that they don't see they don't just undermine everyone else, but themselves as well.
That douch bag at the club with all the bling around his neck and sporting the newest fad kept making creepy passes all night. He does not see the girls all left and he screwed all the other guys’ including himself.
That slutty girl at the club has two kids and a husband at home and would rather shake her ass, what a douch bag. She does not see her kids will grow up to hate her and her husband will eventually leave her.
A douch bag professional athlete snubs and/or insults fans. He does not see that he is screwing over his fellow athletes, his fans, and eventually himself.
A successful business man fusses over his car, his suit, clothes, house, and/or jewellery. The doch bag cares nothing for his children, his wife, his community, or people at work. Then he has the balls to complain his wife cheats, his kids are losers, his car continually gets vandalized, and everyone at work is trying to get him fired.
That slutty girl at the club has two kids and a husband at home and would rather shake her ass, what a douch bag. She does not see her kids will grow up to hate her and her husband will eventually leave her.
A douch bag professional athlete snubs and/or insults fans. He does not see that he is screwing over his fellow athletes, his fans, and eventually himself.
A successful business man fusses over his car, his suit, clothes, house, and/or jewellery. The doch bag cares nothing for his children, his wife, his community, or people at work. Then he has the balls to complain his wife cheats, his kids are losers, his car continually gets vandalized, and everyone at work is trying to get him fired.
douch bag by stellarstyle September 3, 2010
dousch bag
1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day
2. A complete fag
3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded
2. A complete fag
3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded
1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."
2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."
3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"
2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."
3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"
dousch bag by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006
dousch bag
dousch bag by fozzy wozzy October 6, 2006
dush bag
When morons who can't spell try to say douche bag, they say dush bag. Although, ironically, these people could, properly, be called dush bags. The term dush bag is most commonly used in eastern Connecticut, by intermediate school children who were raised poorly by illiterate parents. Often said by little hyper brats with lisps.
dough bag
Not related to douche bag. Referring to a bag of Dough. Usually meaning your a pussy, who couldn't buy him self some pussy, and in result, sucks dick instead.
He is truly a Dough Bag.
Johnny cakes got denied by that scabies infested hooker again, i think he might be a dough bag.
Johnny cakes got denied by that scabies infested hooker again, i think he might be a dough bag.
dough bag by Andrew Suthapuss December 15, 2008
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