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Douglass 

Douglass is an annoying know it all who somehow gets better grades than you no matter what you do, and they are the single most popular kid in school, despite having no personality or values.
Person 1: Fuck Douglass!!!
Person 2: Don't tell me what to do.
Douglass by DefinitelyNotEamon October 29, 2020
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Douglass 

A older lad who hangs out/in a relationship with younger kid/s hoping they will look up to him because he's older.

Lewis: "Oi, is that Douglass kid a nonce? I seen him hangin' out with a load of little kids"
Davie "Aye, he's goin' out with one."
Douglass by The Hoost May 21, 2008

Douglass 

Friend 1: “Hey Douglass, can I borrow a spade?

Douglass: “I don’t have a spade!”
Douglass by suchdank my dudes May 21, 2018

Douglass 

The name of a super f***ing asshole who automatically gets all the chicks for some reason
Dude 1- man Douglass is such a dick
Dude2- your only saying that cuz he fucked your mom
Douglass by Sofa king hot March 4, 2021

Douglass High School 

Welcome to Douglass High School 10% are pot heads 20% whores who can’t fucking dress 10% are weird ass kids the other 60% are country. And some kids even turn up having kids before finishing High School. And no one will know where you’re actually from because it’s in the bum fuck of no where.
dude 1: Where’d you go to High School?
dude2: Douglass High School
dude1: Where the hell is that?

Douglass C James 

A fattass lowlife who steals peoples wives and pisses off alot of people. approx 11 months after he steals a wife, he will be found mysteriously shot in the head....such a shame.... ;)
Douglass C James by Keggy Dulan October 11, 2009

douglass fur 

extreme growth, or otherwise lack of 'manscaping', regarding male pubic hair surrounding the penis, which in turn grows upward around the penis, resembling a Douglas Fir
Bob maintained his Douglass Fur proudly because he enjoyed his Kat laying by it.
douglass fur by bdog47 December 12, 2013
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