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douchey gifter 

1. An asshole who gives you a douche like gift.
2. When a women doesn't wash her vagina for a long enough period of time which accumulates a pungent, tuna like oder and in the event of douching her twat, scrapes off sores from her previous partner then sends the douche as a present to her douchebag boyfriend.
3. Cindy Allen.
1. My ex boyfriend was a big cock rocker but I dumped his ginger loving ass cause he was a douchey gifter.
2. So I hooked up with this chick and she was a real freak. She sucked and fucked and quacked like a duck. One day we got into a fight and she said she would make it up to me. The next day I received a package from her and there was a bloody douche rag that smelled like pungent tuna. Because I loved her and her smell, I used it as a loufa for my face and now I have cold sores. That dumb bitch is a douchey gifter.
3. Cindy Allen has big tits but she is a total douchey gifter.
douchey gifter by Master domer October 27, 2014
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