douche towel

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.
"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?
by mongloid sterngth June 04, 2009
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douche-towel

man in fruity banana undies found typically in dumpsters soaking his balls in gravy
WOW Tony you're such a douche-towel

Faggot, douche-towel butthole
by FlossyMango - My xbox gamer April 07, 2009
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