douche toss 

The throwing of douche bags(the actual item not a human who acts like a douche). One of the games adults played in high middle ages, it is to much for kids to be seeing in text books, that is why you never see it in text books.

Ello Arthur, ready for the douche toss tonight?

douche toss by MM Rawr October 24, 2009

doucheboss 

An arrogant, pompous authority figure (most likely your direct-supervisor) who believes they are way cooler than they actually are.

"Did you notice that our manager, Pauly D, has been using a lot more hair gel lately?"
"Yeah, and with that new BMW, he's totally become a doucheboss."

doucheboss by KKDC5 September 8, 2011

douchetosh 

someone who has ADD, and starts doing something stupid before he does something useful that you want him to

stop being such a douchetosh

douchetosh by peard33 June 29, 2010

Douchetosis 

A person or being that acts or is like a douche bag. Normally a huge idiot.

"Man Jim seems to have been acting like a douche lately. I think he caught Douchetosis."

Douchetosis by ArcticPhoenix900 May 17, 2014

douchetoaster 

A Cybertruck

A douchetoaster burning outside Cheetolini's Las Vegas hotel is the perfect metaphor for the next 4 years.

douchetoaster by MasculineToiletGuy January 18, 2025