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douchetosh

someone who has ADD, and starts doing something stupid before he does something useful that you want him to
stop being such a douchetosh
by peard33 June 29, 2010
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douchewasher

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.
Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!
by Telephony September 7, 2013
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Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche
After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women
by Sumdumho September 25, 2014
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Douchetastrophe

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.
Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019
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doucheosterone

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.
by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
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douchetool

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
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DoucheTooth

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
by Tombadill August 3, 2007
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