douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."
that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache
by Thesadtruthofthematter March 24, 2011
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douche-stache

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.
"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2
by dr ew April 18, 2009
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douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.
dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.
by donjuan demarco chang December 13, 2010
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