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douche stache 

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."
that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache
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douche-stache

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.
"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2
douche-stache by dr ew April 17, 2009

douche-stache december 

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.
dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

douche satchel 

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!
douche satchel by tl77 November 25, 2010

douche satchel 

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.
kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel
douche satchel by NoahRC February 29, 2008

Satchelle de douche 

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche
Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche
Satchelle de douche by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Satchel de douche

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche
Satchel de douche by TMoneyID February 21, 2011
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