douche monster 

the ultimate douchemaster

yo he iz da illist douche monster.

douche monster by douchemonster September 4, 2004

douche monster 

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

douche monster by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

Godless Douche Monster 

(Also known as GDM) the act of being a supreme an supreme bitch

Man, Micky B was being an a total Godless Douche Monster last night. What a douche!

Godless Douche Monster by Flipper U. Weticus December 22, 2009

Douchmonster 

One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..

Man Jorge your such a douchmonster!!!!!!

Douchmonster by Mukluck May 6, 2011

douchemonster 

a classification of a person who does or says monstrously douchesque activity

denise: i could pop more pussy than you if i were a lesbian..... i've popped more pussy than you and i'm straight
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster

douchemonster by tonidiocy February 16, 2009

Douchemonster 

A extreme douchebag

That guy is a real douchemonster.
What a douchemonster.

Douchemonster by H*iiii August 6, 2018