douche clat

A combination of douche bag and blood clat

OMG, what a douche clat!

by medve April 8, 2007

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

by Raixor February 16, 2013

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For exampla; visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 2, 2008

doucheclapper

that person that claps in a douchey and often sarcastic or rude manner

Man, you're such a doucheclapper, shut up.

by dangus231 March 18, 2014

Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

by justamechanic May 7, 2013

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

Douchecrat

Pronounced DOO-SHA-CRAT.

The lethal combination of an arrogant and obnoxious douche, an obstructionist paper-pusher bureaucrat lacking competence and accountability; and a career-railroading office snake. Often confused with doucheacrat, douchecrat is not affiliated with any political party. They can be a government, non-profit or private sector employee or manager that prioritizes their own standing ahead of their team’s, department’s, or organization’s well-being.

Often created by under-developed and incompetent managers, Douchecrats exhibit the following behaviors:

· Perpetuates problems they are supposed to solve.
· Delegates all of responsibilities but retains power
· Is often too busy looking too busy
· Sports a shit-eating grin as they obstruct your ability to do your job, your promotion potential, while slowly pushing you out
· Preys on those deemed inferior and deceitfully wins loyalty from management

I asked John for advice on leveraging my event planning skills and downtime to help our team plan a successful conference. Our boss subsequently scolded me, for according to John "trying to go over her head." Now my boss refuses to talk to me and relies on him for everything. I hear that he’s now in the running to get that promotion instead of me – what a fucking douchecrat!

by Douchecrat November 15, 2018