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double-bagger 

a very ugly person (from the notion that one would need two bags to cover up the ugliness, one to go over the subject's head and another to go over one's own head see also triple-bagger)
Wow, look at the huge nose on that double-bagger over there.
double-bagger by Light Joker October 14, 2005
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double-bagger 

(n) A guy's term to describe a girl who's so ugly that she needs a brown paper bag over her head and one for him, too, in case her's falls off. A really ugly chick. 80's Slang.
Dude, that chick is such a double-bagger! Good thing that thetre was dark, or you'da been blinded!
double-bagger by Borden May 25, 2004

double-bagger 

a female that is not very attractive but has a nice body that you need to not only put one bag over her face you need two!
that chick had some nice titties but was a double-bagger!

Double-Bagger 

A "bagger" is a term for someone who is below par on the attractive scale, so below you have to put a bag over their head.
A "double-bagger" is someone so hideous, you have to put a bag not only over their head, but your own.
"I heard you had sex with that really nasty skank who's always at the bars on Mondays."

"Yeah, I was so wasted,she was a complete double-bagger."

double bagger 

A girl so physically revolting that in order to keep from vomiting in her presence, you need to put a bag over her head and your head.
That chick you screwed last night was a double bagger.
double bagger by Gieb Daddy March 9, 2003

double bagger 

when a girl is so ugly that you put and bag on her head and your head incase the bag on her head breaks or falls off.
damn your mom is so ugly i had to pull a double bagger on her last night.
double bagger by t-bag ur face April 8, 2010

double bagger 

a woman so ugly you make her wear two bags over her head before you'll fuck her, in case one falls off.
I had to double bag that bitch before I could get it up.
double bagger by Bob L July 3, 2003
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