doublebagger 

a person so ugly that in order to have sex with them you have to put two bags over their head incase the first one rips.

She's a doublebagger

doublebagger by Lawgiver January 24, 2004

doublebagger 

a person so ugly that in order to have sex with them you have to put a bag ove their head and a bag over your head in case theirs falls off.

Your momma is so ugly i bet your daddy had to doublebagger.

doublebagger by G January 23, 2003

doublebagger 

yeah what they said , only it applies to both genders..

dude did you see that chick what a DoubleBagger!! Dude did you see him? that was doublbagging material if i ever have seen one!

doublebagger by natalie July 15, 2003

Doublebagger 

A person who is a douche and teabagger

He is worse that an asshole. He’s a doublebagger.

Doublebagger by Totaleouche May 30, 2022

Doublebagger 

1. A player who wears one backpack and carries a second, usually in-hand or slung awkwardly, often overloaded with loot of questionable value. Known for sacrificing mobility and stealth in pursuit of hoarding every can of peaches from Chernarus.

2. (derogatory, in-game slang) A desperate or greed-driven survivor who prioritizes loot over tactical sense, often becoming an easy target due to noise, bulk, or sheer arrogance.

“Shot a doublebagger outside Tisy. Man had six compasses and zero ammo.”

Doublebagger by Revo_In_Prog May 8, 2025

Doublebagger 

noun | DayZ slang | /ˈdʌb.əlˌbæɡ.ər/

1. A player who wears one backpack and carries a second, usually in-hand or slung awkwardly, often overloaded with loot of questionable value. Known for sacrificing mobility and stealth in pursuit of hoarding every can of peaches.

2. (derogatory, in-game slang) A desperate or greed-driven survivor who prioritizes loot over tactical sense, often becoming an easy target due to noise, bulk, or sheer arrogance.

Behavioral Traits:
– Obsessed with looting “just one more building”
– Will die sprinting across open fields with two backpacks and a crowbar
– Typically argues: “I’m holding it for my squad” (they aren’t)
– Drops FPS server-wide when opening inventory

Risks to Team:
– Attracts gunfire and zombies with excess clunk
– Slows down extraction by needing to “organize real quick” every 5 minutes
– Often dies first, loses everything, and then demands backup for their corpse run

“We don’t squad with doublebaggers. We bury them and take what’s useful.”

"If you see a doublebagger, wait. They’ll either get stuck in a doorway or collapse under their own loot lust. Let natural selection do the work"

“You know he’s a doublebagger when he dies organizing while you're getting shot at.”

Doublebagger by Revo_In_Prog May 8, 2025

douchebaggery 

The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:

- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"

See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.

At least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.

douchebaggery by wheezer04041966 April 13, 2008