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double wedge

the double wedge was discovered inside a local massachusetts cvs. basically it happens to abnormally obese people who walk like pimps. it can only happen if they are wearing shorts. the shorts, which turn into booty shorts, ride very high into the crotch region...and also ride so far up the butt you can no longer see the seam of the mentioned botty shorts/hotpants. the shorts basically give a frontal and rear wedge. frightening.
"that man is really fat and his booty shorts are giving him a really bad double wedge"
by Robin Mitchell July 24, 2006
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Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a female gets a wedgie in her crack and her front butt at the same time.
1: Man, I got the weirdest thing going on with my underwear....
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!
by BrewskeiBaby May 31, 2018
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Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a born female gets the fabric of their underoos in not just their butt, but in their front-butt as well.
Sarah came back in from break, ready to attack the day. It was when she sat back down that she realized, that she had encountered the Double Dumpster Camel Wedge.
by OdinAJM May 31, 2018
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double wedgie

when the backside of your shirt is also caught inside of an initial wedgie with your pants. usually happens to large people
man mrs crabtree had a double wedgie today her shirt was all in the crack of her butt!
by hardhitr3 July 19, 2009
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Double shower Wednesday

A day were after your shower, you can go ahead and take another one later...
“Hey have you had a shower yet”
“Yea bro...”
“Welp today is double shower wednesday, gotta take another one...”
by jessrattrayissopeng December 2, 2020
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Double hooker wedgie

it’s a good choice if you want to hang someone from their door and let their dog eat their butt and it only has to be in the persons new house
Noah loved giving his friend a double hooker wedgie
by Trey white Vlogs February 8, 2018
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