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double twisty gawk gawk 

The double twisty gawk gawk is ONLY used when your man has been acting up. (Make sure he’s got a big penis though or that’s the double twisty bawk bawk for Small penis’ you peck it like a chicken)

You spit on his erect penis. Take both hands around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)
Friend 1: I think *insert name* is going to leave me what do I do

Friend 2: you give your man that double twisty gawk gawk!! He can’t leave you once you give him that Porn Star Head!!
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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

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When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

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During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.
"Man I was hit with the best type of blow job , it was a vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 It was toe curling!"

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026