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Double Sarcasm 

A sarcastic response to sarcasm, double sarcasm is highly deceptive. Through double sarcasm, it appears that you did not realize that the person was being sarcastic, whereas we both know that you were fully aware of it. In fact, you have to be aware of it in order to count as double sarcasm. Unlike sarcasm, which often utilizes a sarcastic tone, double sarcasm is highly deceptive and utilizes no such tone. The objective is to pretend to miss the original sarcasm and respond seriously. In essence, double sarcasm is the truth disguised by the veil of false ignorance.
Billy: I can't wait to pull hella tail now that I got this advice!! (original sarcasm)

You: No. His advice was terrible. (double sarcasm)

Billy: No. Your sarcasmdar is broken.

You: Double Sarcasm strikes again!
Double Sarcasm by Violent Milk February 28, 2010
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Double Sarcasm 

Almost like the truth, but when you speak double sarcastically, the person you are referring to assumes you are kidding because you tell the truth with a sarcastic tone.
Playing basketball, your teammate misses shots repeatedly.

"Wow, you're horrible."

The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.

Double Sarcasm by pG aNcient April 22, 2009

double sarcasm 

a term used when describing someone who is sarcastic yet acts extremely serious.
when answering a question with sarcasm instead of saying "like a million" with a lame cocky voice, say a random number like- threehundred and twenty two, but keep a cool serious attitude.
weird girl:how many times have you done that?
Dood: about eighthundred and twelve times.
weird girl:...fuck your double sarcasm

double sarcasm by leozero June 17, 2006

double reverse sarcasm

when you comment on something someone is doing ironicly, using a sarcastic tone, but meaning it as a complement
Dick: yeah, so i said "that's a totally rad mullet you've got there bro" but i don't think he picked up on the double reverse sarcasm, cux he gave me the hairy eye.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026