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double knot 

(v.) To insert both of your testicles into someone's anus in a sexual manner
I gave my (girl/boy)friend a double knot last night and I still can't get the smell off of my balls.
double knot by grundle bees September 1, 2016

Double Granny Knot 

Two very horny women, one of which over 60, entangle themselves for sexual pleasure. The older the women, the stronger the bond as she creates more friction.
The double granny knot took a real toll on grandma last night. She should probably consider abstinence, as a burn on the genitals is very concerning.

Triple Lock-Knot Double Back Rocket 

This knot was discovered in the Lawn Care industry of western Pennsylvania for securing equipment on a trailer. The knot is comprised of three inter-locking loops to tighten the slack out of the line and two slip knots (know as the double back rocket) securing the locked loops. This is a very secure, but easy knot to untie when access to the secured object is needed frequently.
We have a long ride from Moon to the Rochester Beaver run, you better tie the Triple Lock-Knot Double Back Rocket to secure the walk behinds.

Double fisherman knot 

When a girl is giving anal while performing a 69 with two guys both with hooked/curved dicks
Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!

Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!
Double fisherman knot by Fratrat November 2, 2014

double knott your laces 

A term used when entering a part of an estate know for peti theft.
"Jim you better double knott your laces here bro. Them tramps at number 16 will have them off you if you dont"

doubleknit 

A mediocre civil servant, or bureaucrat, with an inflated perception of their own worth and fashion sense.

The term originated from their poor taste in professional attire.
I was waiting at the DMV for hours and finally this doubleknit told me: "come back tomorrow with updated forms"
doubleknit by Clause42069 December 18, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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