double knocks

To be on tits

Aye that boy Damen be double knocks

double knocks by double knocks June 14, 2013

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double knockout

When smoking weed and drinking beer.

Step 1 . Take a deep breath of weed from a joint, blunt,pen, etc.

Step 2 immediately chug a beer

Step 3 exhale the weed 😎

Did you see that girl take a double knockout . She took it both at the same time..

double knockout by Gr8gramcracker March 17, 2021

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The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

The Portage Double-Knocker by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

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Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker

One whose stinks twice as much as a regular Poo-Knocker.

After exiting the sewer one may exclaim, "You're a double-stinked-poo-knocker."

Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker by The Toilet Man December 30, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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