double horn 

The act of whilst shitting, jacking off your turd sending it in and out, meanwhile Jacking off with the other hand, usually done in office job restrooms

Dude I got paid $75 bucks last Sunday for a double horn, overtime rules!!!!!

double horn by tsktuskmulusk May 25, 2015

double head long horn 

When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie

McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”

double head long horn by BigDawg45973469 February 27, 2019

Double horny tattoo 

A double horny tattoo is a tattoo that makes a chick look like a slag. It might be the tattoo itself or the strategic placement of the tattoo that makes it double horny. There have been rare sightings of triple horny tattoos.

Angelina Jolie's tattoo across her lower stomach is a classic example of a double horny tattoo.

Double horny tattoo by beefbacon2129 March 25, 2010