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double burrito 

When one burrito simply isn't enough to fill the large urge you have to devour burritos.

Or when wrapped up in a blanket to resemble a human burrito and someone wishes to join in on the cuddling, making it a double burrito.
Boy- Man, I'm so toasty in my blanket. I'm a human burrito!
Girl- That looks comfy and I'm kinda chilly. Can I join your burrito?
Boy- Of course! Double burrito is best burrito!
double burrito by KawaiiKaley April 5, 2016
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double burrito 

When you with a friend manage to put your dicks in a hoes mouth.
Extra points if you pull off both cheeks with your dicks.
— Let us put a double burrito there, honey.
— Hey, Mike! Im bored fucking her in the ass, come, see, I put one here, you put one there, remember that mexican restaurant?
— Oh, yeah, double burrito style!

double burrito 

This is when two dicks are in the mouth at the same time
We had a double burrito with Tom and Ellie last night, this girl can blow!
double burrito by notsofasthoney March 17, 2024

Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob 

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito 

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.
Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB) 

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.
Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB)?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!

Double burn burrito 

Take a condom and put Icy-hot or bengay inside and outside of the condom and proceed to have sex with it.
this act can either be done with a hetero or homosexual partnership.
Joe wanted to have a double burn burrito with Chris to take their relationship to the next level.

Dude I double burn burritoed a chick last night and now my dick will be out of commission for a month.
Double burn burrito by Ninjaman2000 January 23, 2010
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