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Dorkiest 

The most dorky. An embarrassingly dorky term in and of itself, a bit like saying 'dweebiest'. A term that generally should not be used, unless provoked by extreme levels of dorkiness.
"That is the dorkiest email/password combination ever"
Dorkiest by Promenthius December 12, 2012
Words you can keep
Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.
Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.
Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

dorkfest 

A gathering of nerds or goofs going to that special outing.
The indecisive mumblings of a group of twits.
Several people chuckled at the dorkfest on their way in to see
Ernest gets a circumcision.
dorkfest by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

dorkestra 

The word some call orchestra, when they are jealous and need some way to let out their pent-up rage at not having musical talent.

Or to make fun of orchestra people.
P1:Haha! You're in DORKestra.
P2:HAHA you're a moron.
dorkestra by Yonnie December 8, 2004

dorkestra 

A combination of the words dork and orchestra. Primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) Used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an Orchestra - usually at school.

2) Used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.
Dorkestra pride, baby!
dorkestra by BaanGaan September 1, 2005

Dorkestra 

a title given to an orchestra member in a face off for the "top spot" between orchestra (dorkestra) and band (band geeks)
P1: band is so much better than Dorkestra!
P2: well I wouldn't want to be a Band Geek.
P1: Well, us Band Geeks win anyway so there.
P2: Nope. I'm pretty sure Dorkestra wins.
Dorkestra by picc_0_lo April 9, 2009

dorkistra 

this word dorkistra, means dork to the extra! a random word created by a random asian girl.
Like omg, Linda your sn whatdidudolinda is so dorkistra!
dorkistra by whatdidudolinda October 23, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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