an exact look alike of someone, but in ginger form. Usual traits include hair as red as the flaming sun, freckled face, and can also include skin paler than that of the glittery Edward Cullen.
Mr. Robers, I regret to inform you that we have discovered you have a doppleginger, and will no longer be able to be your cellular phone provider
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.