Similar to "Ronald McDonald", only they serve "Hippie Meals", instead of "Happy Meals". They are often times the "Retail Storefront" for "Circus Sativa", and they typically supply the Medicinal Marijuana for the "Shriner's Hospitals", and also occasionally partner with the Insane Clown Possey's possey- and are widely rumored to be the inspiration responsible for Stephen King's "IT".
Fuck that shitty malldope, and your bowling alley bud man- we've either gotta get some goddamn Sour Durban Double Dopeclown Danks, some Three-Ring Shot-du-Solei-Out-a-Cannon, or some fuckin' Carney-Carney-PT-Barney-and-Bailum-Big-Top-Blunts if we wanna ride the trapeze
Verb. To humble or Take a fool down. Basically taking someone who has royally beclowned themselves and giving them opportunity to redeem themselves. Therefore actually helping this buffoon to no longer spend his eternity as the subject of ridicule and derision. It can range from jail time or just a finger lashing from grandma.
American academic, Paul Carlos, recently beclowned himself by claiming, in effect, that nations that sought to defend themselves from terrorist attacks by killing those responsible for planning the attacks or building weapons for the attacks, including nuclear weapons, were guilty of murder. He needed serious declowning to overcome this statement. With the help of negative publicity and online lashings he was able to declown himself. Or simply, "Come on Mofo. Don't make me come up there and declown your ass."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.