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a person who has become a complete idiot because of his addiction to drugs. however, for some reason, everyone still likes him
Lester is a dopeclown
dopeclown by Hnt March 12, 2008
Similar to "Ronald McDonald", only they serve "Hippie Meals", instead of "Happy Meals". They are often times the "Retail Storefront" for "Circus Sativa", and they typically supply the Medicinal Marijuana for the "Shriner's Hospitals", and also occasionally partner with the Insane Clown Possey's possey- and are widely rumored to be the inspiration responsible for Stephen King's "IT".
Fuck that shitty malldope, and your bowling alley bud man- we've either gotta get some goddamn Sour Durban Double Dopeclown Danks, some Three-Ring Shot-du-Solei-Out-a-Cannon, or some fuckin' Carney-Carney-PT-Barney-and-Bailum-Big-Top-Blunts if we wanna ride the trapeze
Dopeclown by LarchOye September 27, 2014
Verb. To humble or Take a fool down. Basically taking someone who has royally beclowned themselves and giving them opportunity to redeem themselves. Therefore actually helping this buffoon to no longer spend his eternity as the subject of ridicule and derision. It can range from jail time or just a finger lashing from grandma.
American academic, Paul Carlos, recently beclowned himself by claiming, in effect, that nations that sought to defend themselves from terrorist attacks by killing those responsible for planning the attacks or building weapons for the attacks, including nuclear weapons, were guilty of murder. He needed serious declowning to overcome this statement. With the help of negative publicity and online lashings he was able to declown himself. Or simply, "Come on Mofo. Don't make me come up there and declown your ass."
declown by Bedazzled Corpse August 11, 2016
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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