1. A person who ALWAYS talks in doge, non-stop.
2. A person who uploads posts relating to the doge meme.
3. A person sets the doge search engine as default in Chrome.
4. A person who buys a Shiba Inu, just to make Doge remarks.
A doebag is a woman that will leave her family for months and want to divorce her husband. She will most likely maneuver her way back into the house though, in hopes of getting more out of the divorce, because that's how selfish she really is.