door mouse 

A censored version of "dumb ass" for use in front of your kids or co-workers.

Code for "A total moron"

Mom: Johnny's friend is a total door mouse. He got a pencil stuck up his nose again at school.

Dad: I know what you mean. This is the second time. Maybe they shouldn't play together so much.

Johnny: Do door mice like pencils, mommy?

door mouse by Horshack May 14, 2010

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house 

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house by MasterKuby January 23, 2021

Door open moose 

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

Door open moose by grittyt May 6, 2018

dormouse cheeks 

The act of grinning that makes your cheeks fill out. Often used by British politicians and US Senators.

British PM Tony Blair is a prime example.

dormouse cheeks by Star Taymar May 20, 2005

Dormousegurner 

An ecstacy consumer of diminutive stature, usually in posession of disproportionally large ears and teeth

see the swiggle on that Dormousegurner!! looked like it might bite..

Dormousegurner by RShar April 27, 2008

dormouse 

ubercool resident of the massassi temple. role model for all

"<Ford> Dormouse is only the single coolest person in all of massassiland"

dormouse by Anonymous April 5, 2003

doormouse

(noun)
1. The doormouse who floats out of a teapot in Alice In Wonderland with fireworks exploding around him while he sings. Quite trippy.
2. (Modern usage) Someone who is always singing randomly and badly. Often they sing any song, regardless of actual original tempo, quite slowly. They know they are singing badly, but they don't care. Can be cute at first, but often leads to fatal accidents, such as being strangled.

1. "Twinkle, twinkle, little, bat. How I wonder, what you're at. Up above the world you flyyy, like a tea-tray, in the skyyy."
2. Person 1: Gooo askkk aliceeeee, ohhh sheee'ss teenn feett talllll....
Person 2: Shut up dude, you're such a doormouse.

doormouse by ClaireV. November 21, 2007