door knob licker 

an individual lacking in intellectual prowess

look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.

door knob licker by culinarythug February 8, 2010

door knob licker 

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus

did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona

door knob licker by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020

Doorknob licker 

Someone who still believes that the Coronavirus isn't a thing and refuses to quarantine or practice social distancing.

Look at all those doorknob lickers protesting in Michigan. They are going to catch Coronavirus and spread it to everyone.

Doorknob licker by csnpnt00 April 15, 2020

Doorknob Licker 

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

Doorknob Licker by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021