door knob licker
look at that door knob licker on that harley wearing that cowboy hat sporting a mccain - palin t-shirt , ill bet he's a christian.
door knob licker by culinarythug February 8, 2010
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door knob licker
a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus
did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona
door knob licker by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020
Doorknob licker
Someone who still believes that the Coronavirus isn't a thing and refuses to quarantine or practice social distancing.
Look at all those doorknob lickers protesting in Michigan. They are going to catch Coronavirus and spread it to everyone.
Doorknob licker by csnpnt00 April 15, 2020
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