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Doon't is an alternate version of do not.
I doon't have to do that!!
Doon't by Steve Sysak February 7, 2006
dØn't
To both accept and reject.

E.g. "I do and I do not."
Responder being one with mixed feelings about the subject.
1: Do you enjoy drinking?
2: I doon't.
doon't by DavenKunju August 25, 2020

The Doon School 

An elite all-boys boarding school in northern India (often called the Indian Eton by the press, much to its dismay), which has produced famous politicians, journalists, writers, artists, and, quite often, self-entitled brats who think they run the country. Or they should run the country.
The Doon School governance model has come to an end, and the country is now led by a man of the people.

The Indian literary landscape is infested with the Doon School diaspora.

She's going out with a Doon School boy? My sympathies
The Doon School by Slemixton January 4, 2022

the doon 

spitting on her butthole, then shoving a 9 volt battery "has to be 9 volt" while hitting it from behind
man i really gave my girl the doon last night it was awesome
the doon by mohawk24 April 15, 2009

doontoon 

Groundskeeper Willie's pronounciation of "Downtown"
Where you can always go, ACH! DOONTOON!
doontoon by stinky_pants August 27, 2005
A aboriginal cooking pot, also used as slang by men to describe the presence of a womans prized possession. In short a vaj on legs, hopefully with big boobs. Shortened to doont
Show us ya doonte!
How many doonts are commin?
doonte by Jalalamaha August 5, 2007
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