dookie blast

1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.

Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"

by Crazy68 August 29, 2010

Blast a dookie

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.

by JD Christie February 25, 2004

blast-a-dookie

To defecate with urgency and explosive force. To expel fecal matter in a timely fashion.

Every morning after a cup of coffee and a cigarette,I have to blast-a-dookie.

by J.L.Willis July 26, 2003

blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

blast a dookie

Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.

Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.

by RevStan January 9, 2004

blast a dookie

take a fatty shatner

i have to blast a dookie like you wouldnt believe.

by poop man February 2, 2004

Dookie Blaster

very, nice, large, voluptuous buttocks

Damn bro! Her dookie blaster is crazy.

by EtakeYOURchick March 29, 2022