doodlepeen

1. a slightly more humorous term to reference a penis.

2. anything you need it to mean in a conversation, but usually in a derogatory sense. The terms doodle and/or peen can be used separately or in any combination to mean the same thing.

She was beejin my peen until her dad came in and totally Palpatined my doodlepeen.

(the phrase Palpatine my doodlepeen refers to the Emperor Palpatine character of the Star Wars saga and how the character would act towards male genitalia. i.e. he would scare it into a shrunken state)

doodlepeen by Korrence June 10, 2008

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doodleporn

iphone drawing done using fountainpen app and uploaded to www.doodle-porn.com

A single tear trailed down her cheek as she experienced the breathtaking beauty of the doodleporn of a lady blowing a bear.

Inspired by his trip to the carnival Burt drew pictures of naked bearded ladies on his iphone and submited them to doodleporn.

doodleporn by doodleporn June 28, 2010

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doodlepeen • doodlepeep

doodlepeep

Cute and intelligent, this creative type will have you reaching out to pet but careful - they snap! Can be shortened to doodle but this person is less intelligent and less reactive.

A - Tara is my favourite Doodlepeep in the world.
B - Yeah she's sweet but you don't want to get on the wrong side of her!

doodlepeep by Doodlepeep April 24, 2014

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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