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Doobieflarg 

Something so greatly awesome or gratifying that it defies explanation.
Dude.. You're never gonna believe this. I just won the lottery!

........That is so doobieflarg.
Doobieflarg by WestopherR November 29, 2010

doodleflap 

To swing or sway your phallus ( see doodle ) around loosely, either by malicous intent or by accident.
1: We were just sitting on the couch when mr szalay jr ran into the room stripped off his pants and proceeded to doodleflap maliciously.

2: Tommy ran from the shower to the towel closest , unintentionally doodlefapping as he ran.
doodleflap by deplorablesloth March 12, 2016

quantum-doodleflapper 

A quantum-doodleflapper is a person who can't stop to conflate the mysterious nature of quantum mechanics and the mysterious nature of their particular superstitious belief. The gaps in our understanding of quantum mechanics are filled in with the persons favourite pet hypothesis for consciousness, existence or any other big question about the fundamental nature of the cosmos.
"There was a quantum-doodleflapper in the debate who kept asserting quantum mechanics prove humans have a soul and other various magical abilities."
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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