NFTG

An acronym meaning "No fucks to give". Only for use when you simply cannot care anymore.

Wes- "Hey man, how was the party last night"
Marc- "Jailbait almost fucked us over... NFTG."

by WestopherR January 04, 2012

Doobieflarg

Something so greatly awesome or gratifying that it defies explanation.

Dude.. You're never gonna believe this. I just won the lottery!

........That is so doobieflarg.

by WestopherR November 29, 2010