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Fair doobies 

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"
Fair doobies by stripez March 30, 2010

out of the doobies 

a phrase that means the person in question is in trouble. Like being kicked out of the Doobie Brothers
Ted spilled mayonaise everywhere, he is so out of the doobies
out of the doobies by Sorbittle January 12, 2009

heavy doobies 

A quote from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii", the greatest movie ever created.
You see a man skateboarding down a hill on his hands. You proclaim, "Maan, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies... woooh."D
heavy doobies by heavydoobies69 April 24, 2014

Toaster Doobies 

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.
Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.
Toaster Doobies by Brunnerman February 14, 2009

Doobious 

Doobious

To be dubious, thoughtful and unsure of how much marijuana to use when rolling a joint with another brothers weed.
1. Oh cheers for lettin me skin up for you, but i'm always a bit doobious of how much to put in when it's not my own.

Reply: it's no problem, make a baddy fatman that'll blow our knickers clean off.

2. I was a bit doobious of how much to use, so I made a pure Marley badman and didn't think twice about creasin ya ganj.

Reply: sound, ya bugger. let's get wrecked.
Doobious by Brazelephantman October 19, 2010

Homo doofious 

A type of human male known to be extremely doofy. Typically awkward, clumsy, and nerdy.
The Homo doofious spends its day studying martial arts, in vain, for it is nearly impossible for it to find a mate.

You know that tall, lanky guy with glasses mediating? He is a homo doofious.
Homo doofious by Jerkmilk October 15, 2008