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touch donw!!! 

only really silly poeple say it. e.g. mark on australian idol!!! GAY!!!
"that was a..TOUCH DOWN!!!"
touch donw!!! by little lily November 11, 2003
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Stanley Donwood 

The pseudonym of English writer and artist Dan Rickwood, known best for painting in dank, rat-infested sheds while Radiohead procrastinates in the adjacent haunted mansion.
Stanley Donwood is hammering and making greetings cards which may or may not be for christmas.
Stanley Donwood by soundship April 29, 2007

Donwillrich 

A group of fucking assholes that do not know how to do their jobs. They are fly by night wanna be's who lie, cheat, are unethical and also have a low level of integrity. Also a group who is also known for making extremely bad decisions.
At work we have a Donwillrich that controls everything, They make employees lives miserable.

The Donwillrich will cut payroll to make their bonus bigger, or the Donwillrich should give each other Blumpkins, Alabama hot pockets, play Wombat Combat and go Shrimping instead of working and taking advantage of good employees. They are a bunch of pussy ass motherfuckers.
Illegitimate crack-selling resident of Wisconsin. Former PMS map maker for StarCraft.
Gee golly, I sure wouldn't want to be donwano.
donwano by Sakura_RPG November 15, 2004

donwload 

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Donweezy 

Donweezy refers to a person who is in total control of any situation. The origins of the word come from a Puerto Rican man/myth Donato (gift rom God in Italian). Legend tells of the great exploits of this "Donato", including the ability to accurately throw people very far away. His great powers were acquired soon after reading How to Get Anyone to do Anything.
Scenario A
Person 1: Yo man I finally banged the new girl at work.
Person 2: Damn, that was some Donweezy shit.

Scenario B
Person 1: Whatup man what are you doin today?
Person 2: Nothin just chillin.
Person 1: Oh you're on some Donweezy shit.

Scenario C
Person 1: Congratulations on winning the election I never thought you'd be president of the UN!!!
Person 2: Yeah you know man, I just got on some Donweezy type shit.
Donweezy by Harold Bloom April 4, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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