Donut head 

When someone catches a point-blank shotgun cartridge to the face.

There was nothing left of him but a donut head.

Donut head by BaronTvirus June 9, 2019

donut head 

A person for which common sense, logic and social graces have been replaced with negative space.

He spent two weeks making changes to the website that were ineffective and inexplicable! That donut head has wasted so much time on this project.

donut head by Disruptonator March 16, 2015

you dont have a head to stand on

A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.

Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"

Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.

Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."

Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.

you dont have a head to stand on by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 8, 2011

dont make me go upside your head 

dontt amke me smash your head in

pimp: hay man wan suome drugs
thug: can you gimmi they for free or something might go rong
pimp: mother fucker dont make me go upside your head

dont make me go upside your head by ()6_twitch_9() July 2, 2006

donuthead 

The equivalent of a crackhead, but with donuts.

Two dozen donuts later, she came back from her break in a donuthead stupor, entirely unaware of how obvious it was to her workmates.

donuthead by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019