Noun. Don-ka-looch
1. Overgrown Jewish man. A donkalouch can typically be identified by one or a combination of the following characteristics: awkward dance movements, attracts swamp girls no better than a 6, hits golf balls backwards, easily confused with Godzilla, bald, pale complexion, always 'forgets their wallet'. A donkalouch is indigenous to Northern New Jersey and only comes out at night when it's time to hunt, feed and mate. The donkalouch's mating call consists of yelling 'lets go' and tossing napkins in the air.
An old man boomer who is coincidentally a homosexual. Spends all his spare time monitoring the comment sections on YouTube, as well as his favorite apps Grindr and Growlr. Always appears disheveled and sloppy in appearance. Likes to rant and ramble about mean people on the internet.
If you looked up the word Donnadouchie in the dictionary, you’d for sure see a picture of Steve!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"