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donkey leg 

a dick. a massive erection. wat u get when ur bored.
john-hey chris what is that there in your pocket
chris- why that is my donkey leg
john- who gave it to you
chris- Senora
john- gross
donkey leg by cdick May 21, 2008

talk the hind legs off a donkey 

could talk for hours
My grandma could talk the hind legs off a donkey

bow legged swamp donkey 

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

Bow legged swamp donkey 

The 43rd President of the United States of America
George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.
Bow legged swamp donkey by MindyJ September 2, 2006

legends of donkey punch 

The true masters of donkey punch, (see donkey punch)

The name of a xbox 360 clan from Ireland
(xbox live anygame are clan legends of donkey punch)

Killer77: lol weres my lucky charms

Apoc: we dont have lucky charms in ireland fatboy

Killer77: lucky charms lol

Apoc: if you want to make fun of us just say "spud"

Killer77: luc...ky...cha..rms (you cant really hear the the fat wee cunt coz hes eatin again)

Church HD: rite kid fuckin bend over its "Donkey punchin time"

Marx: lol thats wrong...

Church HD: the only wrong thing there is, his dad is next

La gov: yeaaa!

Ryan wolfe: bring out the gimp.

Didy: omg

donkeyleg 

Why the hell would someone search this up? It is a donkey's leg. Happy now?
The donkey had a donkeyleg.
donkeyleg by I am bored. Hbu? February 28, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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