Dong Song

Dong song. This is when a man finds an excellent singer with a seven octave voice and ask him or her to perform. When the mouth is open to belt out a big note you slam your cock into their mouth throat deep. Then you pull their ears out hard so so he or she screams loudly and the vibration of the vocal cords make you squirt your love juice in their voice box.

Man 1. Dude did you see that choir girl belt out that big note in church?

Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song

Dong Song by The Office of the special coun July 16, 2022

dong song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.

Isn't it divine to own a dick?

- guy who sings the dong song

dong song by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016

dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.

We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.

dong song by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

ding dong song 

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

ding dong song by çmébort November 17, 2013

Song Dong 

Someone who listens to shit music

“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”

Song Dong by CheeksMagee June 5, 2019

Sing-a-song-ding-dong

rando things my mother sings

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue

Sing-a-song-ding-dong by flodung April 9, 2023

Dong a long sing a song 

When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.

Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"

Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"

Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"

Girl:"mmmm kinky"

Dong a long sing a song by Jon bon the gon gon December 29, 2019