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To don a condom. In other words, to put on a condom.
1. That bitch wouldn't let me fuck her until I dondomed.

2. If we are going to have sex in a few minutes, I should dondom now.
dondom by Alex and Drew September 12, 2005
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A dildo-like apparatus which fits around the penis that is primarily used for increasing the length and girth of the penis, as well as for the prevention of venarial disease and pregnancy
Raul, having a penis of unusually small size, thought it would be appropriate to use a dondom to fuck Secretia.
Dondom by Dr. Nutsack October 22, 2007
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The fanbase for the best cartoon ever, Dan Vs.

Dandon is a play on words combining Dan and fandom.

(Simler to Bro and pony becoming Brony for My little pony fans.)

The term first appered on tumblr, where the Dandom is growing fast.
Welcome to the Dandom. :)
Dandom by MarowakGhost November 27, 2012
A seemingly average kid, but can secretly be your every dream come true.
"Dondon, May may's calling!"
dondon by squarebear May 24, 2008

Dodomaster 

When u have special feelings for a special someone you can call that papi ur dodomaster
I whispered to LaylaHey dodomaster”
Dodomaster by Pwizzle January 31, 2022

dondoodatshit 

Pronounced: Doe-n-doo-da(t)-shi(t) (both "t's" are silent).

"Don't do that shit."

When one bro tells another bro to think twice about doing something unintelligent.
Homie 1: Yeeaaah maaaan, Imma rob up dis here bank, maaan!
Homie 2: Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, dondoodatshit, maaaan!!!
dondoodatshit by danethebrain February 25, 2008
One who is originating Redondo Beach, California. Not all people who live in Redondo Beach are "Dondoes", but outside their native environment this is what they are known as.
Is there a brett on the bus? We're missing Brett.
Who the fuck is Brett? and where's Dondo?

I surfed Topaz the other day and saw the biggest flock of Dondo's!
Dondo by PV WH1T3 B0Y33 February 25, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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