don't even worry

an expression that can be added to the end of an answer to any question to assure the asker.

Emily: I'm not sure this tye dye is going to turn out ok.
Lisa: it'll be fine. Don't even worry, Emily, don't even worry.

don't even worry by Kado September 11, 2005

Don't even worry about it 

1. Phrase used for anything that someone might worry about
2. Phrase used to keep anyone from worrying about what you are about to do

Example 1:
On the way to Taco Bell (2 minutes before closing time):
Loser (you): Oh my GOD!! You're driving head on with that Mack truck!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK AND KILL US ALL!!!!

Me: Don't even worry about it.

Example 2:
Loser (you): Great, the cops. I told you you'd get pulled over. You were driving like a fucking maniac.
Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance.
Me: But, sir, I don't have a license, registration, or proof of insurance.
Officer: Step out of the car.
(Me steps out of the car)
Officer: Ok, now, I'm going to read you your rights. You have the right to remain- Gahhhh!!!
You(loser): OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!! YOU FUCKING MURDERED AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.

Don't even worry about it by Cheesefist September 12, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004