doltomach 

The stomach of a dolt.

Refusing to expend any effort and caring not that she risked leaving her children motherless, Susan had her doltomach shrunk to the size of a pea.

doltomach by JesusSpade September 14, 2009

dotcomachameleon 

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur

Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!

dotcomachameleon by Fotofly December 4, 2010

doomache 

The nausea associated with playing long matches of doom after having not played the game for a while/having never played the game. Pain/pressure/ill-feelings are generally reported in the stomach area.

Ugh, dude, I have a massive doomache from that lan party.

doomache by _LLOH_ May 16, 2007