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doinkenstine 

i dont think she really wants him, he walks around in a doped-out daze half the time, I think hes just her doinkenstine.

Doinklesniffed 

To consume an incredible amount of alcohol and become absolutely shitfaced.
"if im gonna have sex with her then im gonna have to get completely doinklesniffed tonight"

dinkelsnapper 

A dinkelsnapper is another name for a lady's private parts that are covered in a velcro like pubic hair that snaps dinggle berries from a mans pubic region.
I hooked up with a dinkelsnapper this weekend and came out smoother than fresh Brazilian wax.
dinkelsnapper by TheUnKnown958 November 3, 2018

Dinkelshmort 

A Dinkelshmort is a #rareinsult that is a way to describe someone who is being stupid or not thinking strait
Dude 1: yo what’s 9 + 10

Dude 2: uhh 21
Dude 1: no you dinkelshmort it’s 19
Dude 2: hold up what’s a dinkelshmort?
Dude 1: look it up in insta it’s kind of hard to explain

Dude 2: ok
Dinkelshmort by OneSaltyBoi25 September 21, 2019
n.- doinkers are the feather-like hairs that stick up at the back of a scene type hairstyle.

close relative to 'dickers'.
"This morning I was trying to get my doinkers up but they kept falling down. I need a haircut, Goddammit!"
doinkers by skank_sam May 17, 2007
Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.
I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!
Doinkers by WowWee!! June 30, 2011