a statement made by GravityS also knows as Gnitro and indianumber1 as well as Singh mahal out of sheer frustration in a matchmaking game of league of legends. A collision of the term "dog shit" and "dog water" is what makes this profound word.
"OMG THIS AKALI IS SO DOGSHWATER", can also be used in a positive manner like "DON'T WORRY HARTAJ THAT OMEN IS DOGSWATER YOU GOT THIS."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!