dogspreading 

When a dog stretches out on the sofa leaving no room for you to sit down and you have to remind him he’s not the one who bought it.

After a long day at work I just wanna sit down but Fido is dogspreading all over the couch leaving no room for me.

dogspreading by Clirkus June 27, 2019

Dogspreading 

The practice whereby a person walking their dog(s) on a leash allows the animal(s) to take all the space available with careless disregard for other pedestrians attempting to pass.

We kept trying to pass Maria and her dogs on the sidewalk but her dogspreading made it impossible to get by.

Dogspreading by American Hustler December 24, 2019

Dogspreading 

When your dog hogs, steals your spot, or just straight up conquers your bed, couch, or any type of furniture. This is seen more in larger dogs but can also be seen in smaller dogs.

I want to go to bed but Art is dogspreading.

Dogspreading by I’ve got Notenoughtopgunidous January 21, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022