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When a dog stretches out on the sofa leaving no room for you to sit down and you have to remind him he’s not the one who bought it.

After a long day at work I just wanna sit down but Fido is dogspreading all over the couch leaving no room for me.

dogspreading by Clirkus June 27, 2019

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Dogspreading

The practice whereby a person walking their dog(s) on a leash allows the animal(s) to take all the space available with careless disregard for other pedestrians attempting to pass.

We kept trying to pass Maria and her dogs on the sidewalk but her dogspreading made it impossible to get by.

Dogspreading by American Hustler December 24, 2019

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Dogspreading

When your dog hogs, steals your spot, or just straight up conquers your bed, couch, or any type of furniture. This is seen more in larger dogs but can also be seen in smaller dogs.

I want to go to bed but Art is dogspreading.

Dogspreading by I’ve got Notenoughtopgunidous January 21, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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