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Dogspreading

The practice whereby a person walking their dog(s) on a leash allows the animal(s) to take all the space available with careless disregard for other pedestrians attempting to pass.
We kept trying to pass Maria and her dogs on the sidewalk but her dogspreading made it impossible to get by.
by American Hustler December 24, 2019
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dogspreading

When a dog stretches out on the sofa leaving no room for you to sit down and you have to remind him he’s not the one who bought it.
After a long day at work I just wanna sit down but Fido is dogspreading all over the couch leaving no room for me.
by Clirkus June 27, 2019
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Dogspreading

When your dog hogs, steals your spot, or just straight up conquers your bed, couch, or any type of furniture. This is seen more in larger dogs but can also be seen in smaller dogs.
I want to go to bed but Art is dogspreading.
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