The process by which a dog expands to fill the available space on e.g. a sofa
A space is available next to you on the sofa. Your dog, albeit half the size of the space and initially tucked into one corner, mysteriously stretches out and eventually fills the space. Your dog has filled the space by dogmosis.
A faithful canine companion that can be used as a mode of transportation through any terrain, especially if you're a man wearing blue, and is guaranteed to not betray you.
A dogmobile is not always a man's best friend, but it is a megaman's best transport.
"What"
BARFK BARFK
"Oh, it is just you dogmobile, my faithful feline friend."
A person who weaponizes confirmation bias to fuel a hostile herd mentality. She is characterized by an arrogant refusal to acknowledge facts that contradict her group's narrative, using the "power of the pack" to justify aggressive or "bitchy" behavior.
Key Traits:
Selective Hearing: Only processes information that makes her group look right and others look wrong.
Unearned Certainty: Becomes 100% "dogmatic" about a topic simply because her social circle agrees.
Pack-Shielding: Uses the mob as a shield to avoid personal accountability for being mean
"She’s reached peak dogmobitch status; she’s currently ignoring three eyewitness accounts and a video just because her clique wants to keep the drama going."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.