dogmoji

a cool dog emoji. catmoji is very alike.

dogmojis rock!

dogmoji by kewt cat May 13, 2020

dogmosis 

The process by which a dog expands to fill the available space on e.g. a sofa

A space is available next to you on the sofa. Your dog, albeit half the size of the space and initially tucked into one corner, mysteriously stretches out and eventually fills the space. Your dog has filled the space by dogmosis.

dogmosis by h_l_h1 December 24, 2013

dogmovie 

A movie which consists of dogs doing various activities, ranging from playing fetch to sleeping.

I use dogmovie.net for my daily dog movie enjoyment

dogmovie by unicornbetrayal April 23, 2021

DogMobile 

A faithful canine companion that can be used as a mode of transportation through any terrain, especially if you're a man wearing blue, and is guaranteed to not betray you.

A dogmobile is not always a man's best friend, but it is a megaman's best transport.

"What"

BARFK BARFK

"Oh, it is just you dogmobile, my faithful feline friend."

"Wait, that's not right."

"You cheated on me, you are anything but faithful."

DogMobile by YairDude November 2, 2016

dogmobitch

A person who weaponizes confirmation bias to fuel a hostile herd mentality. She is characterized by an arrogant refusal to acknowledge facts that contradict her group's narrative, using the "power of the pack" to justify aggressive or "bitchy" behavior.

Key Traits:
Selective Hearing: Only processes information that makes her group look right and others look wrong.

Unearned Certainty: Becomes 100% "dogmatic" about a topic simply because her social circle agrees.

Pack-Shielding: Uses the mob as a shield to avoid personal accountability for being mean

"She’s reached peak dogmobitch status; she’s currently ignoring three eyewitness accounts and a video just because her clique wants to keep the drama going."

dogmobitch by wiwowiwowi February 11, 2026