The ultimate fate for the name of the United States. As Doge's regime gains inexplicable popularity among the citizens, we will soon be forced to bow to this golden haired pup for the rest of forever.
Citizen: "The President's popularity is plummeting in the media!"
Dogilite: "Expected. He should have made his own crypto currency. Might have had a chance."
Citizen: "Very agree! I pledge so allegiance to the United States of Dogemerica!"
Passerby: "Wow."
The overpopulated white tailed deer located in suburban areas that are impervious to the fact that they are actually wild animals. They stand in front yards and graze for food in the middle of the day. They wander back yards, play grounds, convenience stores, movie theaters and school yards as if they were domesticated dogs. They are oblivious to the presence of people, vehicles, hunters, realdogs and other objects of suburbia. Can be used to describe a person or other animal who has no clue about what they are or their purpose in life.
"Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find a parking space at the 7-11 because the whole damn parking lot was full of Dogdeer and I had to park two blocks away and walk."
Crypto-investors who believe Dogecoin will be mint one day so they’re holding on to all their Dogecoins.
Man, I wish I had held onto all my coins back in 2022. Look at those Dogemints over there smokin’ cigars, drinking wine, and wondering what the poor people are doing.
An unprecedented increase in numbers of dogs acquired as pets for a given population during the "COVID years". Many are now unwanted or not convenient as new owners have returned to work.
The Dogdemic has led to huge increase in dog ownership in this area.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.