Dogbirded

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The opposite of catfish. When a person is lead to believe a false identity, but in reality they get more than what they had bargained for.

Did you hear how Dave got dogbirded?! The 5 he thought he was talking to turned out to be a 10! WAAAYY out of his league!

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Mark finally got to meet the girl he had been talking to online. Turns out she was a celebrity looking for an honest and loyal man.

Dogbirded by flamingle July 16, 2016

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Dogbird

The opposite of a catfish

She was so much hotter than her photos on tinder. I got dogbirded.

Dogbird by ABadbooty1 December 14, 2016

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Dogbird

1.The opposite of a catfish.

2. When your internet date looks better in person, than their profile.

My date was way better looking than I expected. I totally got dogbirded!

Dogbird by Thewagonbackedbandit August 3, 2020

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Dogbird

A sex postion where the woman slurps the man's sperm and then spits it back in the man's mouth
Can also mean a woman putting an egg in her vagina and shitting it into a man's mouth

'Yesterday I had some amazing sex, I got dogbirded'
'Damn bro I'm so jealous'

Dogbird by dicelle March 13, 2021

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dogbird

Opposite of catfish. Catfish attracts, Dogbird repels.

"Cindy this guy keeps liking all of my insta pics and he's so gross."

"Post this totally nast pic of ashley from when she got smashed and broke a heel and tag it as yourself."
"You mean dogbird him?"
"I mean dogbird him."

dogbird by Pinkmatter June 5, 2016

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Dogbird

The opposite of a catfish someone who looks ugly every day but is actually really hot when they wear clothes that fit

The girl from school is a real dogbird. Did you see her at prom?!? HOTTIE WITH A BODY

Dogbird by Ayeeeisme March 28, 2020

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Dogbird

Opposite of a catfish
Someone who looks better in person than they do on social media

Wow, she’s such a dogbird! I didn’t think she’d be that attractive when I saw her Instagram but she’s super cute in person!

Dogbird by Jake Milk May 29, 2021

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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