Dogbirded

The opposite of catfish. When a person is lead to believe a false identity, but in reality they get more than what they had bargained for.

Did you hear how Dave got dogbirded?! The 5 he thought he was talking to turned out to be a 10! WAAAYY out of his league!

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Mark finally got to meet the girl he had been talking to online. Turns out she was a celebrity looking for an honest and loyal man.