dog-one 

A ugly female who thinks she's the shit

Candy - "I don't need you I can get any man I want, I know I'm cute". Hotrod- "Shut the fuck up dog-one, you ugly ass hell".

dog-one by slick from 22nd March 12, 2015

one dog town 

A very small insignificant town.

Yeah , Cletus is a hillbilly from some little ol'one dog town in Kentucky. I think the population is less than a hundred people.

one dog town by Shane56 February 7, 2018

one eyed dog 

A spotlight used for poaching animals, esp deer. The reference is to instead of using dogs to chase the animal in question, you "spotlight" it, and it freezes, long enough for you to shoot it, usually from your car.

"Waitin in the front yard sittin on a log, single shot rifle and a one eyed dog, yonder come my kinfolk in the moonlight, Lousiana Saturday night." -from the Mel Mcdaniels song "Louisiana Saturday Night."

one eyed dog by Joe VII March 27, 2010

one eared dog 

A loser with no social skills , an underachiever that,s going nowhere. a person thats so fucked up there is no help now or ever.A person even the best talking doctor can,t help.

Rich dragged another one eared dog to the party last week.

one eared dog by rexcars May 27, 2009

one eyed purple dog 

Noun. Penis.

I sure can't wait to get ahold of that dude's one eyed purple dog. I'm gonna smother it with cheese, and swallow it.

one eyed purple dog by JimboJones October 2, 2013

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch 

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat

When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch by Dr. Steph July 7, 2021

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob 

get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later

Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob by I hate frank November 11, 2021