dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.

hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?

dog pocket by eatlicker24 May 18, 2018

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Pocket Dog

The act of cutting holes in your pockets so that you can masterbate in your pants.

Person 1: Are you pocket doging?!?!?
Person 2: NO!!
Person 1: SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!

Pocket Dog by p.dogger February 19, 2012

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Pocket Dog

A hot dog kept in a man's pocket in case he is unable to achieve erection. Used as an alternative to a penis on an unsuspecting victim.

After a long night of pubbing, when it came time to get laid, poor ole Eddy had a case of whiskey dick. Luckily, he had his pocket dog and she didn't even know the difference!

Pocket Dog by kts156 May 20, 2016